This is another one of those emails I receive every so often from people that are forwarded and passed around by other people. And this one is sort of funny. I thought to repost it.
I read that sign right?
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below
In a Laundromat:
Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the lights go out
In a London department store:
Bargain basement upstairs
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken
In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
Outside a second hand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc.
Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness
Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
Elephants please stay in your car
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, their is a daycare on the 1st floor
Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read, This leaflet will tell you how to get lessons
On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the message and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh.