And Yet Another Ode To Blogging

And it seems as if that Google page rank update wants to send me in search of a fifth full time job so much that I thought to post this post on this blog yet again in my internetaholicness.

And being that on this day seems to find itself another one of those blagh your way to the bankless days, I find myself wondering what to blah blog about, again. Simply for the sake of attempting to maintain content for this blog and my other blog whenever possible in this social media web 2.0 user generated content era. And so goes that bloggers block again to where I find myself posting this post I posted on this blog some time a while ago.....

And even when it seems as if the world is falling down all around me, I still find myself blah blogging for some reason. And if you happen to be one of those attempt to get rich internet quick blogaholics as I have found myself in times past, it seems as if that latest Google page rank update the other day wants to send me in search of a fourth full time job. And so I thought to post that "Ode to Blogging" again that I came across somewhere in internetland during my internet time and have found myself posting on this blog every so often:

An Ode To Blogging(sung to the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)

Oh Google, won't you give me a PageRank quickly?
My friends all have Adsense, but you banned me.
Blogged hard all my lifetime, trying to make money,
So Google, won't you give me a PageRank quickly?

Oh Shoemoney , won't give my blog a big plug?
I post every day, but never get Dugg.
I like how you're bald, but don't wear a rug,
So oh Shoemoney, won't you give my blog a big plug?

Oh AGLOCO , won't you give up your little green scam?
Your members flood my inbox with lots of spam.
You know that I'm not your biggest fan,
Oh AGLOCO, won't you give up your little green scam?

Bloggers!
Oh Google, won't you give me a PageRank quickly?
My friends all have Adsense, but you banned me.
Blogged hard all my lifetime, trying to make money,
So Google, won't you give me a PageRank quickly?

Have a great blogging day.

Random Thoughts

And since on this day seems to find itself another one of those bloggerless blog your way to the bank get rich internet quick days that wants to send me in search of a fifth full time job, I find myself blogging about random thoughts. Well, at least thoughts that piled up in that blogger thought notebook that wants to find themselves on this blog at some point in time or another with topics, words and phrases like "Money Racket, the racket full of ticket for those cars money. Have those polizei of that city of New York always driven around in those yellow cabs giving out tickets to those drivers for the reason of simply having a car on the road to be ticketed?", and "What's up with that Orwellian big brother brainwash you every five seconds you are sitting on one of those NYC MTA subway cars held hostage to listen to those "If you see something, say something and ladies and gentlemen beware of pickpocketers" messages. And who exactly are the people terrorizing people here?" and "Is this a bus or a cash machine? One of those Metro New York newspaper articles having something to do with fare evasion and yet another city parking ticket like racket full of money scheme where riders of those M15, 1st Avenue New York City Metropolitan Transit Authority buses get parking tickets simply for riding the bus without a ticket or something like that". And to put it simply, "Fluoride makes you dumb. What's up with that fluoride in all of North Americas drinking water that was first used by the Nazis in concentration camps to make people docile and slow to realize things, the preferred poison of poisoners". And "For what reason does the word serpent have the word sperm in it, or something like that". And "What's up with all of this weird wacky weather these days, tornadoes, earthquakes, birds falling out of the sky to where every other day here on planet earth some apocalyptic scene from the movies The Day After Tomorrow and 2012 seem as if they want to occur. Is it global warming or global cooling?" and "For what reason did I write the words Notropics, Wand of Horus, Iboga, Vine of the Soul, serpent grain down in this notebook?" and "Youth model shot gun, designed for kids. Do not have to register. Unregistered shot gun designed for hurting. Law makers let eleven year olds own shot guns in Pennsylvania." Hugh? And guns are the worst invention ever. If only guns could be abolished from every human being on planet earth. And "Kali Yuga, where is the world headed with its morals and values". And "What happened to all of the Salvation Armies around town to buy those cheap clothes? They all seem to have disappeared and fallen one by one to victims of gentrification and replaced with some sort of shi shi coffee house boutique or something like that". And yet one long more, "Where does the money go in that game of monopoly to where the bank seems as if it wants to own and profit from everything and everyone on planet earth? The bailout of the bailouts in that mortgage meltdown recession impending depression reflected all over the world. So many money corruption scandals in the headline news it's hard to keep track of them. The poor seem to get poorer and the rich seem to get richer, or something like that". And I have heard it said that power and authority breeds corruption and the love of money is the root of all evil. Have a great blogging and more day.

Another Ode To Blogging

And being that on this day seems to find itself another one of those blagh your way to the bankless days, I find myself wondering what to blah blog about, again. Simply for the sake of attempting to maintain content for this blog and my other blog whenever possible in this social media web 2.0 user generated content era. And so goes that bloggers block again to where I find myself posting this post I posted on this blog some time a while ago.....

And even when it seems as if the world is falling down all around me, I still find myself blah blogging for some reason. And if you happen to be one of those attempt to get rich internet quick blogaholics as I have found myself in times past, it seems as if that latest Google page rank update the other day wants to send me in search of a fourth full time job. And so I thought to post that "Ode to Blogging" again that I came across somewhere in internetland during my internet time and have found myself posting on this blog every so often:

An Ode To Blogging(sung to the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)

Oh Google, won't you give me a PageRank quickly?
My friends all have Adsense, but you banned me.
Blogged hard all my lifetime, trying to make money,
So Google, won't you give me a PageRank quickly?

Oh Shoemoney , won't give my blog a big plug?
I post every day, but never get Dugg.
I like how you're bald, but don't wear a rug,
So oh Shoemoney, won't you give my blog a big plug?

Oh AGLOCO , won't you give up your little green scam?
Your members flood my inbox with lots of spam.
You know that I'm not your biggest fan,
Oh AGLOCO, won't you give up your little green scam?

Bloggers!
Oh Google, won't you give me a PageRank quickly?
My friends all have Adsense, but you banned me.
Blogged hard all my lifetime, trying to make money,
So Google, won't you give me a PageRank quickly?

Have a great blogging day.

Random Thoughts

And for some reason I thought to post a photo of that Mayan calendar in this blog post even though it seems to have nothing to do with this blog post. And in between listening to those latest news headline news of the day, I find myself attempting to blah blog those blagher thoughts that have found themselves accumulating in this bloggerlog that I keep thinking I am going to blog one day in that attempt to maintain content for this blog whenever possible. And so this is that attempt to get rid of some of those scribbled papers with some those blogger thoughts with those topics and comments of:

"Digital death, computer errors kill a person via social security number." "Parents get paid for ritalin prescriptions for their kids in school." Hugh?, Psychiatry Kills. Abolish forced involuntary psych cia trick treatment. "Fluorescent light bulbs are mandatory in Canada and incandescent light bulbs are outlawed. "Hugh again? And aren't those fluorescent lite bulbs Lucifer giving off radiation or something? "Earth has the word death in it." "New York, that city of sin, I think. Where if you stand still in the middle of the sidewalk you can get run over by the highway of humanity running by and if you stand still in the subway, same thing. "People use embalming fluid for drugs?", "The Murder Channel, and I think there really is a television program channel called the murder channel, seems as if it can create murders and murderous environments in households across america". And what has happened to the morals and values of society to where a network can name itself the murder channel. "Security guards in Shoprite in some of those cities in North America stand around with guns? In a supermarket? What's up with that? "The age of Aquarius, television, vision of evil, life, live, vile" Not sure for what reason I scribbled that random thought down. "R.O.T.C. teaches one to learn to play with guns and rifles in school while wearing one of those green army with badges all over them like uniforms. And what does R.O.T.C. stand for anyway? Oh, according to the internet, Reserve Officer Training Corps, who can have one standing at attention so much while holding one of those rifles unknowingly, that one could pass out. And guns are the worst invention ever. "Kids are taking sex ed classes in 4th grade at ages 14, 11 and even 9 which seems too young and at earlier ages than ever to learn about sex. Overheard that one on a bus. "$1.60 for a cup of hot water at McDonalds?". How much has inflation risen? And someone was actually charged one dollar and sixty cents for a cup of hot water at McDonalds. They seem to be charging for that hot water as if it is a cup of coffee or something. What's that all about? I think the cold water there is free though. And what do those two yellow and red arches mean for McDonald's anyway, anything? "It seems as if people in transit in cars are all staring at cell phones or those blue light gps like telescreens with numbers and letters on them as if in a trance or something. "It seems as if every other commercial on television is a diabetes of diabetes tester commercial advertising those products for diabetes as if they should be fashionable to wear or use or something". And for what reason does the word diabetes sound like diablo, the devil in Spanish, I think. "Did that oil and gas company BP buy all of the gas stations across that country of North America or something?". As it seems as if every one of those independent mom and pop gas station shops have all now turned into British Petroleum gas stations. A BP yellow and green seemingly wormwood Nation. "No firearms or other weapons allowed on this property". Where is one at and what does it mean when one encounters this sign posted on some building somewhere? And guns are the worst invention ever. If only guns could be banished from every human being on planet earth. "Change the law for probation, one year of probation is given for probation equals one year in jail if one day of probation is missed. Or something like that. Is that one of those Rockefeller laws? And what's a Rockefeller law anyway? In anarchy the rules are there are no rules, I think. And when justice ends tyranny begins. "What's a Mason Dixon line?". "Don't hate the player, hate the game". Overheard someone say. "Can I travel without a wallet?". That's an interesting question to me. And I overheard someone say that one also. For what reason to bail out the auto industry, as if the world needs another car. And for what reason did I write that one down? "Beware of your surroundings, report suspicious behavior to NJ police". And for some reason this prerecorded seemingly to torture one throughout their whole ride of going ones way reminds me of those big brother "If you see something, say something" seemingly terrorizing its riders in their ears while going their way with seemingly non stop messages throughout their system. And for what reason does that NYC MTA seemingly flood its system with more nypd transit bureau officers than subway riders. If only those bus and transit fares were free. And for what reason again are those machine gun wielding polizei department of New York polizei standing around in that Port Authority Bus Terminal to be found in that city of New York brandishing guns that look like they weigh a million pounds as if awaiting world war three. And then one is supposed to walk by this scenario , keep moving and maybe pretend not to notice a scene reminiscent of a war zone or something. And again, guns are the worst invention ever. If only guns could be banished from every human being on planet earth. "Is there a switch to turn off the world wide web?". And what would life be like if that world wide web did not exist anymore. Would the world be able to function without that web these days and times?". "For what reason is the bar b que summer aisle located right next to the Christmas aisle in the store?". For what reason are Christmas movies on television in the month of September? For what reason is that maybe an advertising, marketing and shopping calendar skipping Thanksgiving and Halloween and speeding up the holidays to where they all run into each other. "Gossip". What does that word mean? Idle talk, secrets, rumors, gossip tabloids, celebrity gossip fodder. TMZ, Enquirer, soap opera and the page sixes of the world. I heard it said that and so on and so on and so on. Is it true? No one is free when others are oppressed. And so there seems to be one of those long, winding, random thoughts blaghed on this day. And what does this have to do with a No Police State?

Blaghers Thoughts

And I have heard it said that if you give up your dreams you die. And yet this post happens to be about blogging. And here goes that blah blaghers block again, that blagh entry where I find myself wondering what to blagh about simply for the purpose of attempting to maintain content for this blog and my other blog whenever possible. And so I always find myself wondering every so often, how do those other bazillion bloggers out there in bloggerland maintain content for those blogs, is there some sort of internet guru for that? And so again the blogger thought occurs to me, what can I blagh about in those random blogger thoughts, can I post a chapter a day from someones book as someone suggested to me. Can I post a poem a day from someones poem? Can I post an event a day from someones event? Can I just post someone else's blog? Or is that one ethical. Can I just post one of those news feeds on this blog to feed this blog with news each day, as that one seems like an endless post of a one in these information over load non stop twenty five hours ten second MTV attention span generation news days. Can I find some sort of machine or blog that can post some random though a day for me. And what's the purpose of that one. And so goes another one of those random blogger thoughts in this web 2.0 social media user generated content day. Have a great blogging and more day.

Random Thoughts

Hey again bloggers, or whoever could be reading this blog. And so on this day I have find myself yet again encountering that blah bloggers block thing where I find myself wondering what to blah blog about on this blagh for the sake of maintaining content for it whenever possible. And how do those other bazillion bloggers out there in bloggerland find things to blog about on those blogs all the time. Is there some internet guru for that? And so this random thought is about all of those emails that have been sitting in my email inbox with titles like "npsgirl sent you a video: Deadly Gases Leaking from BP Oil Spill & How It's Being Used Against Us PT 3 of 9", one of those YouTube videos, and "OIL SPILL - NEW INFO bulge on ocean floor, methane gas buildup will lead to explosion", another one of those YouTube videos, and "Some Say BP's Oil Spill Heralds the Apocalypse", a Newsweek.com article, and "I just saw it on CNN.com: Anatomical ridicule raises body-scanning concerns", which I guess is a CNN article, and also "Proof+that+vulcanic+ash+comes+from+a+Nordic+god",
and these all seem to be videos and articles that I have sent to myself in some sort of frantic, newsaholicness and blogaholicness that one day I may watch and read all of those videos and articles. And oh, there's also "Yahoo! News Story - A 2nd garbage patch: Plastic soup seen in Atlantic - Yahoo! News", "The Buzz Log - China Earthquake Raises Questions, Concerns - Yahoo! Buzz" and "The Buzz Log - Invasion of the Giant Squids - Yahoo! Buzz" sitting in that email inbox as well. And the titles of these news articles seem to speak for themselves. And am I ever going to get around to reading all of these articles in the age of the MTV ten second nanosecond attention span, a million pieces of information every half a second overload high tech everything information generation age. And so goes on this days random thought in the bloggerspere here on planet earth. Have a great news and more day.

An East Village Story

Hey Bloggers, or whoever could be reading this blog. The Villager, that local newspaper to be found in that neighborhood of the Lower East Side now called the East Village for real estate marketing purposes maybe, has an article in this weeks newspaper titled "New blog on block as N.Y.U., Times, team to get hyper". And I know that article is in this weeks paper because that copy of that newspaper I got out of one of those yellow boxes on the street corner in that East Village neighborhood says so. And this article goes on to say something about the gentrification and genocide of that neighborhood the East Village, which seems as if it could be a reflection of a gentrification and changing of times around the globe maybe. And they say the only thing constant is change. And New York and beyond is ever changing. And so gone are the days of long lore ago from that squat or rot, bohemiaville, live free or die, anarchy, John The Communist and his save the word banners, Tompkins Square Park riots to save the world everywhere days from a seemingly war torn zone for freedomsville era of the East Village to what now seems as if it has become the era of hipsterville chi chi cafeboutiqueville, gentrification genocide of rent increases to where even the yuppies can't afford the rents anymore, socialmediaholics, cellphoneaholics, computerholics everywhere days. And this article goes on again to say something about that web 2.0 social media user generated content phenomenon to where it now seems as if everyone, or at least every other person has one of those blogs, Facebook pages, YouTube pages, MySpace pages, Twitter pages, MyFace, MyPlace, SpaceBook, SpaceFace, SpacePlace, MyBook websites and so on and so on and so on. And so welcome to the world of high tech technology and internet everything, so much that these days and times seems as if it could be the generation of the ten second attention span of me, me and more media overload with all of these social media and communications advances. And maybe it could be that video killed the radio star who killed the television star, who killed the cassette tape star, who killed the CD Star, who killed the eight track star, who killed the VHS star, who killed the vinyl records star, who killed the I am not sure what the latest invention of popular culture communications device will be next star thing. And so back to that East Villager Newspaper article. And this article went on to say something like New York University, that University that seems to own all of New York, is starting a blog to be called the Local: East Village, or LEV with the New York Times, and that NYU told those bloggers Bob Arihood, John Penley, Clayton Patterson, Eden Brower, EV Grieve, as in East Village Grieve and other people from that neighborhood the East Village so. And this article also goes on to say that some of those people from that neighborhood are not so keen on this idea of New York University and the New York Times starting a blog to cover that news of the East Village for some reason or another, or something like that. And I guess maybe this has something to do with journalism, gentrificationicide and beyond, maybe. And those NYU students are to maintain this blog. And so welcome to the world of the blah blogosphere cyberworld where the list of blogs seems as if it can become a bazillion blaghs bloggers and more endless. And what was the world like before the invention of cyberworld. Have a great web 2.0 social media user generated content blogging day.

The Internet Expo

And The Internet Expo is happening at the Marriott Marquis in that city of New York this Sunday. I know because that free admission ticket that a friend of mine just sent me says so. And I am not exactly sure what their schedule of speakers, workshops, panels or seminars may read like, although being one of those blogaholics that I find myself being sometimes, I plan to go to that expo, as it has something to do with the internet, blogging, websites and more blogging. And so let's see what that schedule may read like. Well according to that email I received and their website, that expo reads something like "The Learning Annex Internet Expo. Learn everything you need to know about making money online in one day". Making money online you say? Get rich internet quick? Well if it's free than it's for me, maybe. And then there are to be found the logos of facebook, ebay, blog and iPhone. Does that mean that these logos can make you internet rich? Buy Tickets Now. And sure enough the smiling lady sitting at her computer in that photo on their website sure looks as if she could be making money online, maybe. And everything you need to know to computer your way to the bank from 25 experts in just day can be found at this expo, maybe. Have a great web 2.0 social media computer internet day.

Random Thoughts

Hey Bloggers, and here it is again on this day another day of the Sun here on planet earth, that day of rest. And for some reason, I find myself blah blogging random thoughts on this blog a lot lately in an attempt to maintain content on this blog whenever possible for some reason or another. And so that bloggers block of what to write about, if anything arises. And so I find myself with this folder of all these news clippings From New York City Newspapers and beyond that I wanted to blah blog commentary on in my blogaholicness at some point in time. And instead of blaghing commentary about each of these articles, I thought to blagh those headlines and a sentence or two of commentary, because hey, it's less writings sometimes:

1. More people "going green". Something about safe alternative non toxic cleaning products.
2. Prevent H1N1 Influenza. Get vaccinated. This Weekend. Is that media hype and publicity campaigns to benefit the pharmaceutical companies, or is it real? War tactics on instilling fear gets votes.
3. H20hhhh, No You Don't! Something about natural gas drilling and causing toilets to explode.
4. Some store color advertisement with and ad for summer fun, water bombs and an image of a yellow and pink water gun. Innocent subliminal fun and guns are the worst invention ever.
5. Another Sunday paper advertisement from some sporting goods store with an advertisement for rifles, pistols and shotguns as hunting and outdoor equipment advertised next to gold clubs. Guns considered as a sport? The local paper mind you. And guns are the worst invention ever again. If only guns can be banished from every human being on planet earth.
6. Pols struggle to save mom-and pops. Something about rents get so high in the East Village of New York and elsewhere that even the yuppies can't even afford to pay the rent.
7. Big stink over Brooklyn plant. Odor could stunt growth in Greenpoint. Something about that Newton Creek Wastewater Treatment Plant in Greenpoint that seems as if it wants to turn Greenpoint into a waste dump.
8. Tom's cruising ahead. Something about the actor Tom Cruise's film "Valkyrie" or Scientology being political and actually having a real message to say other than bubblegum. A seemingly rarity in Hollywood.
9. Pol: Houston Street medians are "tragedy waiting to happen". Something about pedestrians being killed just crossing the street in the City of New York and cars having the right of way even when pedestrians become road kill. Will those streets ever become bicycle friendly. Will those Department of Transportation and other traffic laws ever change to become safer and pedestrian and bicycle friendly. Too many white ghost bikes chained to those light poles around town already.
10. Prozac pacifies pets,too. Something about the big pharma pharmaceutical war industry drugging up the dogs and animals too. Even the animals are now exhibiting symptoms of depression. Will the water be next. Oh, I think I have read somewhere that the drinking water is even now full of psych drugs to. How does the insurance companies profit from that one? Will Nazi Germany and mass murderers in white coats ever end?
11. Multi 'million-dollar' blocks of Brownsville. The cost of incarceration vs. investment in community. Something about the inner city poor, people of color and minorities make up the majority of the prison population. A Rockefeller Law maybe. Not sure what to comment on this one except no one is free when others are oppressed.
12. Pol: Ditch plastic bags. In proposal large stores would have to use paper. This seemingly utopian would be great for the environment if it ever happened. I think it may have happened somewhere in Europe maybe, a more socially and environmentally conscious country.
13. Watching your steps. Council OKs cameras at dance club doors as part of nightlife safety crackdown. Another one of those big brother is watching you headlines. The loss of civil and human rights in the name of security.
14. Sundance comes to B'klyn. And I think that Sundance Film Festival may have came and went to Brooklyn by the time this post is finished. Though it may make its way around again.
15. China using Web to spy on enemies. Researchers: Computers turned "listening devices". I always seem to think China is that world economic superpower for some reason or another. Everything in the USA seems as if it in now made in China. Is everything in China made in the USA?

And this folder seems to still be stuffed with those articles that I thought I would get around to blah blogging about someday. To attempt to be continued another day, maybe. Have a great day of the Sun.

Random Thoughts

And there are thoughts that I find myself scribbling down on some piece of paper every so often for the purpose of one of those days I may get around to blah blogging them. And some of those thoughts on this day happen to be the topic of home ownership. What's that all about? I have thought of home ownership as the idea that one can never truly own a home when there are state property taxes to be paid and the possibility that the state could take ones home as one of those foreclosures contributing to the mortgage meltdown if it doesn't receive its rent in the name of property taxes as the ultimate landlord. What's that all about? And then there's that Port Authority of New York and New Jersey bus terminal at 42nd Street to be found in that city of New York with all of it's buses, subways, shopping, business, transportation and people running back and forth going their way. And in the midst of all of this bustle and business are to be found those people dressed in military and camouflaged garb standing there brandishing machine guns as if awaiting world war three. What's that all about. Is this another one of those New York City Metropolitan Transit Authority things where it floods its systems with more City of New York Police Department transit officers than riders? If only those subway, bus and transportation fares were free. No one is free while others are oppresses. And then there's the topic of TV as in television, or evil vision, vision of evil, as those letters in the word television seem to have the words evil and live in it for some reason. And does this iconoclast of a tv create some sort of discord in households and homes and contribute to a cause for many divorces, maybe, for reasons being one wants to watch and listen tv and another does not, maybe. Someone wants to listen to a noisemaker entertainment device deceive, and another person in that household does not. And could those ear phones and ear plugs come in handy at this point. And what's with all of that non stop drama and crime hours that seemingly fill up ninety percent of the programming or something like that on television anyway. And what if anything does this have to do with a No Police State?

Random Thoughts

Hey Bloggers, or whoever could be reading this blog for some reason or another. And here lies yet another one of those posts where I find myself attempting to figure out what to blah blog about in order to post content on this blog whenever possible. Kind of like that blah bloggers block maybe. And so some of those random thoughts that I find scribbled on papers lying around that I wanted to get around to blaghing about were "Robot Nation", the idea that everyone seems to have become on of those technology robots with the invention of all of those high tech gadgets floating around on the subways, trains and other modes of transportation where everyone seems to be fidgeting with at any given moment seemingly in a high tech robotic trance or daze. And "iPhones", where everyone seems to be playing that Solitaire card game on the subway and maybe even on the computer at home as if in some sort of asolitaireadiction maybe, not sure. What's that all about in the age on high tech, ten second attention span, gadget everything. And "Cops infiltrate Craigslist for stolen goods and anything over three thousand is a felony?", So I heard someone say the other day. What's that all about? And what is the origin of that word cop anyway? And then there was the thought "Homeowners insurance insures firearms." Hugh? That one could be a whole another blog posting of ranting and raving for me, the idea that one can get paid for having a firearm in their home. Hugh again? And then yet another thought found scribbled down somewhere was "NYC MTA, that City of New York Transit Authority system that could also be known to me as the New York City Metropolitan Torture its passengers with transit officers everywhere Association, that seemingly faceless monster that seems to historically flood its system with more transit officers than passengers, arrests a musician for playing in the subway due to an open ticket for being on a bus somewhere. Hugh? What's that all about? And how does this MTA compare to SEPTA, BART, and other transit systems throughout planet earth. If only all public transportation were free. No one is free when others are oppressed. And what if anything, does this have to do with a No Police State?

A Blog

It is a New Year on this day that I find my self blogging. It is a different Gregorian calendar year. Another year has passed and another is on it's way in passing. And it is all a part of father time and that cycle of life of infinity and the order of the universe. You know, that yin, yang thing. And it has been quite a while since I have found myself blah blogging away on Blogger in this web 2.0 social media user generated content world of that internet land blogosphere with seemingly another gazillion bloggers as well. And sometimes as I have blah blogged in times past, I find myself wondering what to blahg about. And how do those other zillion other bloggers do it. How does one maintain a blog and not run out of content for it. Do I post one of those Craigslist "Intern Wanted" ads to help maintain this blog. Do I post on this blog once in a blue moon, or red moon. Do I visit a content for your blog website, and do those exist. Do I hire a million other people to contribute content. Do I recite the letters of the alphabet once a day. What do those other bloggers out there in bloggerworld do in answer of pondering this question. Is there an internet guru for this. And there is that question again, to blog or not to blog, that is the question. And is this one of those 50 Signs You're A Blogaholic, the idea that I find myself scribbling some sort of random thought onto paper every so often with that phrase "I want to blog that before I forget.." in mind. And from reading that 50 signs you're a blogaholic list, it looks like number 15 may just be this, the blogger notepad. And I once had great visions that I could blah blog my way to riches and quit those ten full time jobs that I find myself with sometimes, and now it seems as if instead of quitting those ten full time jobs, that instead I just may find myself looking for an eleventh full time job with Uncle Scam, I mean Sam and the economy seeming as if he wants to go out of business and have one of those everything must go sales lately. And so it is a different day and change has come, some sort of change. As the only thing constant is change and some stories do not end as you expect.

This Ode To Blogging

And for some reason I find myself posting that ode to blogging sometimes when I can not figure out what to blah blog about. And that seems like one of those timeless odes. And in other thoughts, I was watching Channel Thirteen the other day, that public broadcasting channel that seems to be the only educational channel to watch on television these days here in this Country in America. And there was a nature program on that was saying something about Australia has a drought problem, its ozone is the worst in the world and that no other continent burns as drastically as Australia. And does this say anything about global warming and helping to save planet mother earth. And among other things on this program, those palm cockatoo parrots seemed to be the most beautiful and intelligent birds. And in other thoughts again, here is that ode to blogging:

An Ode To Blogging(sung to the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)

Oh Google, won't you give me a PageRank quickly?
My friends all have Adsense, but you banned me.
Blogged hard all my lifetime, trying to make money,
So Google, won't you give me a PageRank quickly?

Oh Shoemoney , won't give my blog a big plug?
I post every day, but never get Dugg.
I like how you're bald, but don't wear a rug,
So oh Shoemoney, won't you give my blog a big plug?

Oh AGLOCO , won't you give up your little green scam?
Your members flood my inbox with lots of spam.
You know that I'm not your biggest fan,
Oh AGLOCO, won't you give up your little green scam?

Bloggers!
Oh Google, won't you give me a PageRank quickly?
My friends all have Adsense, but you banned me.
Blogged hard all my lifetime, trying to make money,
So Google, won't you give me a PageRank quickly?

Have a great blogging day.

50 Signs You're A Blogaholic

And for some reason I can not post this blog entry over and over enough, as I find it funny, sort of... I ran across Cool Buzz online which had the following post from Jonathan Deamer on their blog and as it turns out, tens and hundreds of other bloggers have posted the same following post. It's hilarious! Absolutely hilarious!

50 Signs You're A Blogaholic

Are you addicted to blogging? You know you blog too much if:

1. You have to turn back on your way to the airport because you forgot to “tell” your blog that you’re going away.
2. You sneak off during a date to check your hit stats.
3. You update Twitter about your life more than you actually live it.
4.You think LSD is something to do with RSS or XML.
5. Your family don’t call anymore, they just check your blog.
6. You have daydreams about links from Boing Boing.
7. You pray to Steve Pavlina.
8. You eat blogging. You sleep blogging. You drink coffee.
9. You think Nike should make a shirt that says “just blog it”.
10. You would buy it if they did.
11.You’re considering naming your first-born child Scoble.
12.You start conversations with the phrase “top 10 ways to…” because you think it will get you on the front page of Digg.
13.You’re listening to the travel news and get excited by the phrase “heavy traffic”.
14.You moblog your own wedding.
15.You keep a blog ideas notepad by your bed. And you go to bed early just so you can write in it.
16.You check your Adsense revenue more than your bank account.
17.You’ve got more “blog friends” than “real life” friends.
18.You turn down invitations to go out because you haven’t yet written your post for the day.
19.You introduce yourself at parties as a “new media journalist”.
20.Your breakfast of choice is toast, cornflakes and Google reader.
21.You care more about what Technorati says about your authority than what your children do.
22.You’ve got “Custom CSS for Dummies” on your Christmas list.
23.You think the 3 Rs are Reading, Writing and RSS.
24.You can’t remember what you did last week without consulting your blog.
25.Your blogroll is longer that your cell’s phonebook.
26.You think “I wonder how this’ll look on Flickr?” when posing for photos.
27.When asked to feed the dog, you think “RSS or Atom?”
28.The only time your friends hear your voice is on your podcast.
29.You include ownership of your blog in your will.
30.You know what a blog carnival is.
31.You’ve participated in one.
32.You wonder if they do vacations at the Googleplex.
33.Under the hobbies section of an online dating profile you just put “Googling myself”.
34.Your licence plate matches your domain name.
35.Your lifetime goal is achieving a Page Rank of 10.
36.People in the street recognise you from your MyBlogLog photo.
37.You have a scorn for Xanga users normal people reserve for rapists and serial killers.
38.You refuse to wear black hats because you think it will affect your SEO.
39.You got that last one.
40.You have more than three friends with numbers in their names.
41.You’ve ever used the term “blawg” in conversation.
42.Blogger.com is banned on your office network.
43.You try to offer links as a form of payment in restaurants.
44.You start getting withdrawal symptoms when you go a day without posting.
45.You met your girlfriend/boyfriend through a blog.
46.You get more “approve this comment” e-mail messages than spam.
47.People worry about you when you do not post for a day.
48.The name Kubrick means more to you than the director of A Clockwork Orange.
49.You make the wrong post to the wrong blog on the wrong day.
50.You finish reading this and go to make a post with your own additions

A Blog Post

And after what seems like decades and centuries of blogging on this blog in that Internet web 2.0 social media user generated content era of technology and inventions, I find myself encountering what seems like blah blog bloggers writers block again as I ask myself, "What do I blah blog about today on this bloggers blog out there in the bloggersworld of a bazallion other blogs?" And sometimes it seems as if I could use one of those Internet gurus to help solve this debacle of finding and maintain content for this blog for some reason. And maybe I could consider hiring one of those Craigslist interns in the writers wanted section, or maybe I could ask a thousand other people to help me maintain this blog. Or maybe I could consult one of those online tutorials about "How to maintain your blog" somewhere out there in the internetland world. Is there a way to magically find content for this blog? And that seems like it could be one of those blogger guru internet questions to be answered to me. And what if I do not post on this blog again for blogger burnout or some other reason and it remains postless. And what's the purpose or reason for having a blog again, I forget sometimes. And so I find myself posting one of these posts on this blog again on this day that really seems to be about blogging. Have a great blogging day.

The Day of Bastille

And I think I could be finding myself encountering that blah blog bloggers block again as I find myself running out of things to blah blog about again, as it seems as if it has been a while since I blahgged on this blog, maybe. And that question comes to mind again, to blog or not to blog, that is the question. And how do those other bloggers out there in bloggerland find things to write about. And what's the purpose of having a blog again? Is it to rant and rave or write ones diary online or to ramble thoughts to the web. And what does that word blog mean anyway. And what if I am unable to blah blog on this blog all the time, could I hire a thousand other bloggers to help me maintain and blog on this blog. Maybe I should consider posting one of those 'Bloggers wanted' ads online for this blog, maybe. And in other thoughts, it's another holiday coming up again soon, or some sort of unofficial non state mandated day to be observed called Bastille Day. And I blogged about that holiday before last year, as this blog seems as if it wants to repeat itself sometimes with the same holiday, different year, and I thought to repost that posting because hey, it's less writing sometimes:

No one is free while others are oppressed. Did you know that July 14th is Bastille Day? Maybe you do. If you do not know it already, Bastille Day is a national French holiday whose anniversary is celebrated each year with festivities commemorating the storming of the Bastille prison in Paris, France in 1789 which marked the beginning of the French Revolution. This prison symbolizes freedom for all. There will be lots of Bastille day events and parties, food and fun here in America also. And if the thought does not scare you, break the silence and remember the psychiatric prisoners. Psychiatry Kills. Mad Pride celebrates the human rights of people considered different by our society. It may be celebrated anytime but is most often observed in the month of July, usually on or around July 14, Bastille Day. 2007 marks the 26th anniversary of psychiatric survivors using Bastille Day to celebrate Mad Pride. The tradition of using Bastille Day as Mad Pride Day was started in New York by the Mental Patients Liberation Alliance and has since spread around the world. When the Bastille was stormed, two prisoners with psychiatric labels being detained there for that reason were freed. Mad Pride celebrations have grown directly out of an historic but little known international social change movement led by psychiatric survivors and mental health consumers that began in about 1970. MindFreedom International is one of the groups in this movement. The name Mad Pride got its start in London when activists there saw a Gay Pride event and got madly inspired. Mad Pride is not only for psychiatric survivors, it is open to all, whether or not you have been labeled by the psychiatric, psych-cia-trick system. Mad Pride is really about Human Pride. Do not allow our very humanity to be done in by a corporate mental health (death) system that has gone out of control. Stigmatize yourself with pride, celebrate mad pride. To find out more about Mad Pride events in your area visit Mind Freedom. And what does this have to do with a No Police State? Happy Bastille Day.

Another Ode To Blogging

Hey Bloggers, and I have actually posted these following passages on this blog before some time in time a while ago. And every so often I think of of these passages in my blogaholicness. And as I read them again these days, months and seemingly years later, they still seem all the more clear:

50 Signs You're A Blogaholic

Are you addicted to blogging? You know you blog too much if:

1. You have to turn back on your way to the airport because you forgot to “tell” your blog that you’re going away.
2. You sneak off during a date to check your hit stats.
3. You update Twitter about your life more than you actually live it.
4.You think LSD is something to do with RSS or XML.
5. Your family don’t call anymore, they just check your blog.
6. You have daydreams about links from Boing Boing.
7. You pray to Steve Pavlina.
8. You eat blogging. You sleep blogging. You drink coffee.
9. You think Nike should make a shirt that says “just blog it”.
10. You would buy it if they did.
11.You’re considering naming your first-born child Scoble.
12.You start conversations with the phrase “top 10 ways to…” because you think it will get you on the front page of Digg.
13.You’re listening to the travel news and get excited by the phrase “heavy traffic”.
14.You moblog your own wedding.
15.You keep a blog ideas notepad by your bed. And you go to bed early just so you can write in it.
16.You check your Adsense revenue more than your bank account.
17.You’ve got more “blog friends” than “real life” friends.
18.You turn down invitations to go out because you haven’t yet written your post for the day.
19.You introduce yourself at parties as a “new media journalist”.
20.Your breakfast of choice is toast, cornflakes and Google reader.
21.You care more about what Technorati says about your authority than what your children do.
22.You’ve got “Custom CSS for Dummies” on your Christmas list.
23.You think the 3 Rs are Reading, Writing and RSS.
24.You can’t remember what you did last week without consulting your blog.
25.Your blogroll is longer that your cell’s phonebook.
26.You think “I wonder how this’ll look on Flickr?” when posing for photos.
27.When asked to feed the dog, you think “RSS or Atom?”
28.The only time your friends hear your voice is on your podcast.
29.You include ownership of your blog in your will.
30.You know what a blog carnival is.
31.You’ve participated in one.
32.You wonder if they do vacations at the Googleplex.
33.Under the hobbies section of an online dating profile you just put “Googling myself”.
34.Your licence plate matches your domain name.
35.Your lifetime goal is achieving a Page Rank of 10.
36.People in the street recognise you from your MyBlogLog photo.
37.You have a scorn for Xanga users normal people reserve for rapists and serial killers.
38.You refuse to wear black hats because you think it will affect your SEO.
39.You got that last one.
40.You have more than three friends with numbers in their names.
41.You’ve ever used the term “blawg” in conversation.
42.Blogger.com is banned on your office network.
43.You try to offer links as a form of payment in restaurants.
44.You start getting withdrawal symptoms when you go a day without posting.
45.You met your girlfriend/boyfriend through a blog.
46.You get more “approve this comment” e-mail messages than spam.
47.People worry about you when you do not post for a day.
48.The name Kubrick means more to you than the director of A Clockwork Orange.
49.You make the wrong post to the wrong blog on the wrong day.
50.You finish reading this and go to make a post with your own additions

And here's that other one I posted a while back also, before I really understood what it all may have meant..

An Ode To Blogging(sung to the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)

Oh Google, won't you give me a PageRank quickly?
My friends all have Adsense, but you banned me.
Blogged hard all my lifetime, trying to make money,
So Google, won't you give me a PageRank quickly?

Oh Shoemoney , won't give my blog a big plug?
I post every day, but never get Dugg.
I like how you're bald, but don't wear a rug,
So oh Shoemoney, won't you give my blog a big plug?

Oh AGLOCO , won't you give up your little green scam?
Your members flood my inbox with lots of spam.
You know that I'm not your biggest fan,
Oh AGLOCO, won't you give up your little green scam?

Bloggers!
Oh Google, won't you give me a PageRank quickly?
My friends all have Adsense, but you banned me.
Blogged hard all my lifetime, trying to make money,
So Google, won't you give me a PageRank quickly?

Have a great blogging day.

Twitter

Hey Bloggers, oh gee. I have just found myself stumbling across yet another website to become addicted to in my blogaholicness of the seemingly never ending social media websites to visit. And as if MyBlogLog, YouTube, MySpace, SocialSpark aren't enough to keep one busy in webaholicness already. And the list of social media websites out there in the webasphere goes on and on. And I came across Twitter from my Social Sparkaholicness, as they are one of the many bazillion and seemingly zillions of Twitter users. And so I wondered what Twitter was and is, as I see their website listed everywhere on the internet every so often. And now I have found out and I have found myself myself Twittering as npsgirl non stop, or at least until I stop, attempting to follow practically every user on their website for every name and noun I can think of in the universe and world for the past hour and this blogaholicness may go on till evermore or something like that, as their website seems never ending. Is this one of those 50 signs you're a blogaholic? And Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people using the web, your phone, or IM. Join today to start receiving npsgirl's and everyone else you can think of's updates. Have a Great Twitter day.

Good Friday

Hey bloggers, gee, I took a look at the date of the last posting I did on this blog and it looks like it was a few days ago. And I try to attempt to blah blog away as much as I can in my blogaholicness, and then there is real life versus the virtual world. And then there is also that other blog I attempted to start last week, yet another one of those No Police State Girl blogs. And I wonder if maybe I should try and think up a different name for those blogs already. And it seems as if it is that page rank thing that sent me there to looking for another blog anyway. And when it seems as if the world is falling down around me, I still find myself blah blogging away. And yesterday in the world on that day, the Gregorian calendar, and the advertisements say this day yesterday, was Good Friday, or maybe God's Friday. I am not exactly sure what Good Friday is all about, maybe Wikipedia has an answer for that, but I gather it is some sort of religious holiday having to do with God and and fasting that leads up to Easter. And it is holy week this week, where praise to God and Jesus and his crucifixion could be given, whoever God may be. And what the heck does Easter have to do with eggs and bunnies anyway. Is that a spring, multiply, reproduce and be fruitful thing. And then there is Passover, isn't that another religious holiday a month away for God. I should watch that Ten Commandments movie again, it is really educational to watch when one is too lazy to read the bible. Have a great holy week.

Hey Bloggers

Hey bloggers, today this blog as well as the Internet blogosphere and those page rank updates or up downs make me wonder whether to blog or not to blog in the internet get rick quick blog your way to riches blogosphere. And so today's postings are about to blog, on this blog again. And now on my other blog, that I got as an alternative to this blog, I am wondering whether to blog on that blog. And of course this all confuses me, as well as listening to the news of the economy going down the drain and the stock market going all over the place and the United states dollar falling all of the place, it makes me wonder about the recession, depression and is this all related.