Friday, March 6, 2009

Resimay

And the following is another one of those funny emails I received from a friend the other day who received it from somewhere. And this is hilarious to me. And these emails are great for content when I find myself running out of things to blah blog about in an attempt to maintain this blog whenever possible.........

Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.



(And this was supposed to be the photo of some gorgeous hunk of a man in this space.....)


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