Saturday, June 13, 2009

An Interesting Email

Hey Bloggers, and this is one of those emails I received from a friend as one of those group emails that I thought was kind of funny so I thought to post it on this blog as follows. And this is one of those emails that could require a sense of humor. And so I thought to post this passage also because hey, it's less writing sometimes in an attempt to maintain content for this blog and my other blog whenever possible:

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you two are going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me RELIGION: "You better pray that stain will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't behave, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why."
My mother taught me IRONY: "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS: "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM: “Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA: "You'll sit there 'till all your spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about WEATHER: "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY: "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!"
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE: "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION: "Stop acting like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY: "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

Have a great seemingly funny passage day.

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